Like the rest of you, I’m sure you’ve been following the whole situation with Michael Phelps and his “my bad” with all that Humboldt friendly behavior. Everyone’s talking about him losing sponsorship money, getting banned from swimming and such, but no one’s talking about the real victim here – Herman his beloved bulldog.
If Michael Phelps is losing sponsorship money, how is poor Herman going to keep living the lifestyle to which he’s become accustomed? Solid gold food and water bowls, diamond studded collars, a never-ending supply of poodles, that dawg had it made in the shade.
It looks like Herman might have to go after some sponsorship dough of his own now that the Kellogg’s cash looks to be drying up. I wonder if he’d be interested in hanging out with me and the tall lady. We could totally pay him and Phelps in pool cues and some sweet PoolDawg gear. If only I could figure out how to work the phone and get his agent on the line…
When will we ever get a dude who just stands up and says ”
deal with it”, and tells the little old ladies to take a hike. The sight of all alleged male boo boos requiring penance is too much. I’ve seen guys get in more shit for drunk driving than a woman who drowns her kid in the toilet. Every time we snivel an apology like Phelps did, it just encourages these wimp lovers.