I’m not quite sure what happened my last night in Vegas, but I think I might have had a few too many bowls of Patrón. I vaguely remember listening to some sweet 80s hair band music and doin’ my patented doggy stomp dance on the Splash Bar. There was a gaggle of screaming girls all pawing at me and believe me, I’m not complaining about that! Then it starts to get a little fuzzy. At some point though, I must’ve missed a step because I woke up the next morning with my hind leg bandaged up. I do remember at one point getting tossed around by Michelle from Omega… maybe that’s when it happened.
Even with my hurt leg though you’re not gonna find me on the PUP list anytime soon. I’ll be in the starting line-up when the tall lady is ready to take me out on the town again.
Well, Alexis finally got around to putting up the pictures she took from Vegas and let me tell you, they were pretty slim pickings. Sure, they took a few pictures of me, but she and Keven seemed much more interested in hanging out with Anthony from Pro Billiards, Jake from PoolTees.com and Mark & Nestor from Stealth Cues. They go out and do the Fremont Experience and leave me at the hotel to guard the safe. That’s just plain wrong I tell ya.
Keven, Alexis, Jake, Mark and Nestor Having Fun WITHOUT Poor Old Frank
See, I knew I should’ve just stayed in Florida with the tall lady. There’s no way she would’ve left me in the room when there was partying to be had. Even though they didn’t take me out to play, I still had a blast in Vegas. Got to meet lots of APAers, watch some good pool and hang out with my pals.
